I'm in a serious bad mood these days.
I could go for getting drunk and groping/being groped by a strange lady.
Any takers?
I could go for getting drunk and groping/being groped by a strange lady.
Any takers?
Newcastle Upon Tyne!
Why?
I live there, daaah!
It'd be totally fun to have some real life livejournal banter.
So I finally caved in and decided to post this.
I'm a little nervous, so be kind.
Title: Untitled
Rating: R - Domestic violence is a theme, so don't read if you're offended by it
Words: 1512
A/N: It's written in 3 tenses, 3rd person, 1st person (in retrospect) and 1st person (normal), but they're in different fonts so its easier to keep up (well I found it to be...)
I'm a little nervous, so be kind.
Title: Untitled
Rating: R - Domestic violence is a theme, so don't read if you're offended by it
Words: 1512
A/N: It's written in 3 tenses, 3rd person, 1st person (in retrospect) and 1st person (normal), but they're in different fonts so its easier to keep up (well I found it to be...)
I'm a smoker so I really can't make much of a judgement here but I think everyone should be free to do as they please.
If you don't want to smoke, then that's fair enough, I applaud you for your good sense, but if you do, then that's up to you as well.
Just remember that it doesn't make you look cool, that doing it to impress people is silly, and that at the end of it you end up with an addiction.
And a constantly blocked nose.
And when you get a cold/flu its way worse than before you started.
Believe me.
- Mood:
blah
Well, unemployment is going delightfully...
That is of course a lie.
I hate it with a burning passion, I'm so sick of it already and it's only been 3 weeks.
Sorry if you've heard this all before, via the medium of twitter, and if you haven't, WHY THE HELL NOT...
www.twitter.com/ferny_werny
I have acheived very little, other than spamming afore mention twitter with application form rants, and other obnoxious comments.
Drop by, really, the comedy is rolling over there... if you find homocidal and/or suicidal threats entertaining.
Really, the point of this is to guilt trip you all into making polite/awkward/wonderfully entertaining conversation with me. Seriously, anything will do. Anything in the world. Really.
I realise I have had a break in posting again, and I don't understand how, like seriously, I'm not doing anything else. I have applied for 3 jobs today, and thats probably the most I have done all week, it's shocking really. There's no excuse for me not to be driving you guys insane with incessant posting about nothing.
No excuse at all!
That is of course a lie.
I hate it with a burning passion, I'm so sick of it already and it's only been 3 weeks.
Sorry if you've heard this all before, via the medium of twitter, and if you haven't, WHY THE HELL NOT...
www.twitter.com/ferny_werny
I have acheived very little, other than spamming afore mention twitter with application form rants, and other obnoxious comments.
Drop by, really, the comedy is rolling over there... if you find homocidal and/or suicidal threats entertaining.
Really, the point of this is to guilt trip you all into making polite/awkward/wonderfully entertaining conversation with me. Seriously, anything will do. Anything in the world. Really.
I realise I have had a break in posting again, and I don't understand how, like seriously, I'm not doing anything else. I have applied for 3 jobs today, and thats probably the most I have done all week, it's shocking really. There's no excuse for me not to be driving you guys insane with incessant posting about nothing.
No excuse at all!
I love iJustine
This is almost completely correct.
Its so weird how much of yourself you give away without even knowing it..
www.okcupid.com/tests/the-quick-amp-pain less-enneagram-test
Its so weird how much of yourself you give away without even knowing it..
www.okcupid.com/tests/the-quick-amp-pain
Seeing my dad walk round the house wearing my Ugg boots - hands down the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Weirdly, he sort of suited them.
Weirdly, he sort of suited them.
Given recent events, I felt the need to cheer myself up, thus internet pointlessness ensued.
I thought I'd share, since everyone needs a good laugh at some point or another.

Fat cat is cute.
Quite cruel, but cute all the same.
( Internet funnies this way... )
I thought I'd share, since everyone needs a good laugh at some point or another.

Fat cat is cute.
Quite cruel, but cute all the same.
( Internet funnies this way... )
Enjoy :)
- Mood:
blah
I no longer have a job.
Thats all I can say right now.
Thats all I can say right now.
Is it just me, or have people, on the whole, become a lot more rude recently.
As much as I LOVE being harassed by customers, it would be nice, for once, for the working day to involve 80% plesantry.
My quote of the day reflects my current grievance...
Me: *Calls up patient to remind them of their appointment*
'Fern calling from blah blah regarding your blah blah at so and so o'clock tomorrow'
Phone Bitch: YES, I AM AWARE OF MY APPOINTMENT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RING TO REMIND ME, I'M NOT STUPID.
Me: Okay, well I ring all the appointments, just to confirm the times and to save appointments being wasted.
Phone Bitch: Well I don't need a reminder, you don't have to ring ME!
Me:............ Okay, well thanks, bye....
*hangs up*
WHAT A COW!
I suppose it does provide some entertainment, but is there any need for people to fly off the handle for no reason at all?
Maybe she had nothing better to do than to cause mayhem via the telephone.
LOSER ;)
As much as I LOVE being harassed by customers, it would be nice, for once, for the working day to involve 80% plesantry.
My quote of the day reflects my current grievance...
Me: *Calls up patient to remind them of their appointment*
'Fern calling from blah blah regarding your blah blah at so and so o'clock tomorrow'
Phone Bitch: YES, I AM AWARE OF MY APPOINTMENT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RING TO REMIND ME, I'M NOT STUPID.
Me: Okay, well I ring all the appointments, just to confirm the times and to save appointments being wasted.
Phone Bitch: Well I don't need a reminder, you don't have to ring ME!
Me:............ Okay, well thanks, bye....
*hangs up*
WHAT A COW!
I suppose it does provide some entertainment, but is there any need for people to fly off the handle for no reason at all?
Maybe she had nothing better to do than to cause mayhem via the telephone.
LOSER ;)
- Mood:
sleepy
Well this can be my formal letter of apology and regret for totally abandoning you guys recently.
I don't think I've commented on many journals in such a long time, I'm sorry.
I am still reading, when I can, but its not the same, I miss LJ banter.
So like, commenting ahoy from now on, consider yourselves warned!!!
I don't think I've commented on many journals in such a long time, I'm sorry.
I am still reading, when I can, but its not the same, I miss LJ banter.
So like, commenting ahoy from now on, consider yourselves warned!!!
Old Lady: So, are you training to be an optician then?
Me: No I'm not, I just work on the reception desk, the shop floor and I do prescreening. I'm not clever enough to be an optician.
Old Lady: Oh! You look the type...
I have no idea what she meant by that.
I'm feeling lazy so I think this post may have to be in the form of a bulletted list. Its good to shake things up once in a while, plus, I have numerous things up for discussion.
Also, on an unrelated note, how do you feel about video blogging, I don't make enough of an arse of myself in written form for my liking, and am considering humiliating myself further through the medium of video... what do you recon...? I was thinking of having a theme, and maybe uploading one a week, but I'm not sure...
- I have never used the list function on here before and personally I feel it could do with a little spicing up. Plain circles just don't cut it today, something more outrageous would have been nicer.
- I have now returned from my weekend in Edinburgh. How I survived the train journey home is beyond me, I thought I might die, and I wasn't even being dramatic or anything. Well maybe a little, but I was really unwell, so you can forgive me for fearing the worst.
- Being made to feel guilty about having money is my least favourite thing ever, I've discovered. I do work 40 hours a week for that cash, I don't just get it from a magic money tree (which by the way would be the single best thing ever), so maybe I deserve to be able to afford to by myself a few things now and then.
- My headaches are out of control. The doctor gave me some pills which DO NOT WORK, which is so infuriating because the pain is making me sick of my life. Also, having people tell me that I'm over reacting about how bad they are does not make them any better, nor does does it make me have pleasant thoughts about you, just for the record!
Also, on an unrelated note, how do you feel about video blogging, I don't make enough of an arse of myself in written form for my liking, and am considering humiliating myself further through the medium of video... what do you recon...? I was thinking of having a theme, and maybe uploading one a week, but I'm not sure...
- Mood:
sick
I'm thinking of getting an infinity symbol tattoo, maybe....
What do you recon?
What do you recon?
- Mood:
cold
I think it's finally hit me.
Everyone has gone off to Uni, and here I am, left on my own still in Newcastle, doing nothing. Not literally nothing, but nothing that involves partying 7 days a week, meeting loads of new people and getting a degree. Its not that I feel like I'm missing out on anything, so much as I feel incredibly alone, as everyone I've been close to/still am close to I've either drifted apart from or have left to better their own lives. I should make an effort to see the people who're still here, yet I've neglected because we didn't go to the dame college, or I don't have time to see them because of them working and me working and all the other related rubbish, but I don't want to seem like I'm just latching onto these people again purely because I've got no one else to hang with. It's totally not the case, I'm just a bit crap at keeping up with people who I don't see all the time.
As much as I feel like I should be able to cope on my own, and that being needy is a downfall, its not totally unreasonable to actually want and need the company of people outside of my own family/co workers... is it?
Everyone has gone off to Uni, and here I am, left on my own still in Newcastle, doing nothing. Not literally nothing, but nothing that involves partying 7 days a week, meeting loads of new people and getting a degree. Its not that I feel like I'm missing out on anything, so much as I feel incredibly alone, as everyone I've been close to/still am close to I've either drifted apart from or have left to better their own lives. I should make an effort to see the people who're still here, yet I've neglected because we didn't go to the dame college, or I don't have time to see them because of them working and me working and all the other related rubbish, but I don't want to seem like I'm just latching onto these people again purely because I've got no one else to hang with. It's totally not the case, I'm just a bit crap at keeping up with people who I don't see all the time.
As much as I feel like I should be able to cope on my own, and that being needy is a downfall, its not totally unreasonable to actually want and need the company of people outside of my own family/co workers... is it?
- Mood:
lonely
They're the most gorgeous boys you will ever see in your life.
EVER.
Jet is a darling, he's so tiny and mine, and evidently a homosexual.
And if he isn't he will be forced into it.
I'll post some photos soon, after the excitement has worn off a bit.
EVER.
Jet is a darling, he's so tiny and mine, and evidently a homosexual.
And if he isn't he will be forced into it.
I'll post some photos soon, after the excitement has worn off a bit.
- Mood:
excited
KA-CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Keep it, I'm not made of money you know, finders keepers and all that.
It's more likely to happen in pubs and clubs, drunks are careless and ripe for the picking!
I'm not actually a criminal, although this makes me sounds pretty bad.
It's not my fault I'm poor....ish.
Keep it, I'm not made of money you know, finders keepers and all that.
It's more likely to happen in pubs and clubs, drunks are careless and ripe for the picking!
I'm not actually a criminal, although this makes me sounds pretty bad.
It's not my fault I'm poor....ish.
I am still alive, just for the record.
Peggy, my laptop had a heart attack, so I was deprived of livejournal until today.
I'm very happy to see her,
:)
Peggy, my laptop had a heart attack, so I was deprived of livejournal until today.
I'm very happy to see her,
:)
- Mood:
blah
